Who Me?

Finally a band that takes up where U2 left off , “Who Me” is a welcome new comer to the music scene. They bring with them just the right amount of hype and suspense; their fans remain at a loss to explain how they do what they do because they work in Mysterious Ways.

As they continue to fascinate the masses with songs like “Definitely Without You”, “Orange”, “Where the Streets Have Too Many Names” and “Monday Muddy Monday”, it is hard to conjecture exactly how far they will go in the world of music entertainment.

 

In the spirit of Bono, the lead singer of “Who Me”, Bona Fide, fully intends to support humanitarian causes and freely commits a percentage of their record sales towards saving the Humpback Turtle. To date no such creature has ever been found but the moment it is, Bona has pledged to protect it with his life even if it kills him.

His latest release “I’m hung, Baby” has already climbed to the top of the Still-Bored Charts, prompting talk of it perhaps replacing the national anthem. The lead guitarist, Hedge, has been quoted as saying “We are over whelmed by the love and affection we have received from our countrymen. Thank God we’re not Irish.”

Though slogans like “Rip Off” and “Plagiarists” abound at their concerts, they have nonetheless proved highly entertaining and been linked to an immediate spike in local sales of both eggs and tomatoes. The farmers of both, predictably, have become their most ardent fans.