Yoda Joins the Dark Side!

Bad news for Jedi Knights everywhere - the best of them has now gone dark. In a shattering revelation today, Yoda claimed that changed sides he has.

“Finally got to me the posturing of young Skywalker did. Fought for eons I had. Up he popped and won the war. Hate him I must!”

Since succumbing to his hate, Yoda has won the title of “Most Diminutive Sith Lord” ever and been widely acclaimed the Mini-Me of the Emperor himself.

“Changed has much. Wear black I now do. Slimming, it is.”

Luke’s only comment on hearing the disheartening news was, “I never did trust that sneaky little know-it-all. I’m not surprised in the least. Since finding out Darth Vader was my Father, nothing shocks me at all!”

The green, pot-bellied, big-eared fiend has declared that he will bring the newly re-established Republic to its knees, just so he can look them in the eye. His parting words were, “Teach them, I will!”